Funnies

Heres a few funnies from the last little while. Thanks to my clever witted grommies.

Today while peeling my spuds for tea, this little man sat helping me, handing me one after the other and telling me "here, here" to put them in the pot once they were peeled. Then once I had done that he would in a very gentle voice say "good boy"!!!

Last night at about 20 after 10pm, (why he was still awake goodness knows) but Cheyenne was snoring a real deep snore, really grinding some gears. Cai lay there trying to make the same noise. I had to stop from cracking up out loud but eventually he snored himself to sleep.

Cheyenne on the other hand has handed me a few jaw droppers, while getting dressed a week back, obviously she had not seen me in a thong (g string you Aussies) since before pregnant with Cai and can't remember that far back. She asked me if they were new knickers, "no" I replied to which she replied, "didn't think so because they have got too small for you". She told me the same thing the next day when walking in and catching me out in another pair, so then I told her they were meant to be like that damn it all!!!

'but whhhyyyy...."

Then theres this one, is not to be taken the wrong way but while watching the Olympics, badminton to be exact, she informed me with her broad range of knowledge why so many Asians ( that she had noticed in the audience) wore glasses (seeing glasses). Her reason as she demonstrated by pulling her eyes just about shut was because their eyes are like this!!! Some more explaining was in order!

Then theres my own taunt, today while running I realised that when swapping the arm that pushes the pram, the one that lets go makes a noise like a pebble (no maybe a bigger stone) dropping in a pond, obviously everything is flopp-a-lious, so I am apologising in advance for tomorrow girls. Because when you hear the plopping sound while we are running, its just my arm flab ;)

The joys of an aging body.

Hope you all got a super sunny day like we did today, as you can see, my gnome roamed once again.